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Elystonk

▲ ONLY UP · $ELYSTONK
Meme Man in a suit with arms crossed, an orange arrow going up behind him

The markets are going up. The memes are going higher. Meet ELYSTONK — the face of stonks on Elysium.

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Only up

Hit BUY to push the chart. There is no sell button. Okay, there is one — good luck catching it.

$ELYSTONK1.000+0.00%sample chart · not real price
stonks only go up
0your buys
1.000all-time high
0failed sells
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